Supermom Chronicles
Monday, August 20, 2007
3rd child syndrome
So here's my latest twist on the 3rd child syndrome...
The 1st child wore a bib whenever she ate, and we meticulously wiped her with a wet washcloth every few bites to keep her clean.
The 2nd child wore a bib whenever he ate, and we wiped him down once after he finished eating.
The 3rd child won't wear a bib when he eats and he fights the washcloth, so when he's done we strip him down to a diaper, set him on the floor and let the dog lick him clean.
Yes, this sort of happened tonight. Oh well.
The 1st child wore a bib whenever she ate, and we meticulously wiped her with a wet washcloth every few bites to keep her clean.
The 2nd child wore a bib whenever he ate, and we wiped him down once after he finished eating.
The 3rd child won't wear a bib when he eats and he fights the washcloth, so when he's done we strip him down to a diaper, set him on the floor and let the dog lick him clean.
Yes, this sort of happened tonight. Oh well.
posted by Joey at 9:35 PM
2 Comments:
HA HA HA! Glad I'm a first-born!
Seriously, though, at least you don't feed your kid on the floor with the dogs, like a friend of mine did, since her kid wouldn't sit at the table.
Well....it's better than the plates, I guess.
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